Editor's Note: This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment. Don't freak out we updated this article for 2022. This is our ninth time ranking the easiest cities to get laid in Vermont.

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There are a number of party hot spots in Vermont.

For example, Brattleboro, Vermont has been called one of the biggest party towns in the nation. And you can see why. It has a large number of college kids, a very young population, and frankly, there's a huge bar scene.

But is it the best city to score in? The purpose of this post is to use science and data to determine which places are the easiest you could possibly go in Vermont if you wanted to hook up with someone.

After analyzing 10 of the state's most populous areas (over 6,000 people), we came up with this list as the 10 easiest places to get laid in the state of Vermont:

Are you trying to find love in Vermont?

You might be thinking, "Montpelier?!" Why haven't I gone there before?

Well if you live in Montpelier, you're probably already aware of the pure excitement level, based on the criteria we list below. And if you're not already regularly hooking up there…well, then there's nothing we can do about that.

That's your own personal problem.

Read on below to see how we crunched the numbers and see how the places near you fared. We've got the complete list of the most populous cities below so you know where to go and where to avoid on your next road trip.

The hardest place to get lucky in Vermont, according to science? That would be Essex Junction. More on that later.

For more Vermont reading, check out:

  • Best Places To Live In Vermont
  • Cheapest Places To Live In Vermont
  • Safest Places To Live In Vermont

The 10 Easiest Places To Get Laid In Vermont For 2022

Montpelier, VT

Brattleboro, VT

Get Laid Score: 52.2
Rank Last Year: 3 (Up 1)
Population: 6,429
Bars: 5
Colleges: 1
More on Brattleboro: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Bennington, VT

Get Laid Score: 43.5
Rank Last Year: 1 (Down 2)
Population: 8,539
Bars: 4
Colleges: 2
More on Bennington: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Middlebury, VT

Get Laid Score: 37.0
Rank Last Year: 4 (No Change)
Population: 6,929
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Middlebury: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Rutland, VT

Get Laid Score: 28.3
Rank Last Year: 5 (No Change)
Population: 15,207
Bars: 3
Colleges: 1
More on Rutland: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Winooski, VT

Get Laid Score: 26.1
Rank Last Year: 6 (No Change)
Population: 7,320
Bars: 4
Colleges: 0
More on Winooski: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Barre, VT

South Burlington, VT

Get Laid Score: 13.0
Rank Last Year: 8 (No Change)
Population: 19,359
Bars: 13
Colleges: 0
More on South Burlington: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

St. Albans, VT

Get Laid Score: 13.0
Rank Last Year: 7 (Down 1)
Population: 6,796
Bars: 3
Colleges: 0
More on St. Albans: Cost Of Living | Crime Report

Essex Junction, VT

Get Laid Score: 0.0
Rank Last Year: 10 (No Change)
Population: 10,761
Bars: 6
Colleges: 0
More on Essex Junction: Cost Of Living

How do you decide if a place in the Green Mountain State is easy to get lucky in?

In order to rank the chances where you're most likely to get laid in Vermont, we had to determine what criteria helps people hook up. It isn't a stretch to assume that people will get frisky where there are plenty of young singles, areas where people aren't married and with kids, and in areas with high lots of adult things to do.

So we found databases across the internet for those criteria, and it spit out the answer. Like magic.

How we crunched the numbers for getting laid

We know we are answering a bar topic with this one, but we still try to be scientific about it. With that in mind we used the most recent 2016-2020 American Community Survey Census data produced for the state of Vermont. And we paired it up with data from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL 1.0 and colleges from IPEDS.

Can't really get any better data than that.

We paid particular attention to:

  • Population density
  • % of population that's female (More females than males)
  • % of unmarried people in each city
  • % of households with kids in each city
  • Colleges per capita
  • Bars per capita

We then gave each city a "Chance To Get Laid Score".

The higher the score, the better the city is for getting lucky. We also limited our results to cities with populations over 6,000 people. For Vermont, that meant a total of 10 cities.

Read on to see why Montpelier is party central.

There You Have It - The Best Cities for Getting Some in Vermont for 2022

If you're looking at cities in Vermont where it's easy to get laid because the population is young, single and ready to party, this is an accurate list.

Who ever said science is a bore?

If you're also curious enough, here are the hardest places to get laid in Vermont, according to science:

  1. Essex Junction
  2. St. Albans
  3. South Burlington

For more Vermont reading, check out:

  • Worst Places To Live In Vermont
  • Most Expensive Places To Live In Vermont
  • Safest Places In Vermont

Detailed List Of The Best Cities For Getting Laid In Vermont For 2022

Rank City Population Bars
1 Montpelier, VT 7,434 4
2 Brattleboro, VT 6,429 5
3 Bennington, VT 8,539 4
4 Middlebury, VT 6,929 3
5 Rutland, VT 15,207 3
6 Winooski, VT 7,320 4
7 Barre, VT 8,590 3
8 South Burlington, VT 19,359 13
9 St. Albans, VT 6,796 3
10 Essex Junction, VT 10,761 6

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